It's really distracting when you're trying to work and...

-you need to get up and dance to every other song on the radio
-you have photos above your desk that include RB dressed as a duck, SD "skiing", RS feeding BH a gummy word like a bird, and dancing in the mall.
-your "missing" roommate's boss keeps calling. I still don't know where he is.
-you have suddenly taken an interest in making elaborate pasta sauces (like I have time for that!)
-you check if anyone managed to sneak on MSN without you noticing every five minutes
-you have split ends you can cut off
-you have somewhere to be in two hours and have to decide what to wear.
-you are planning a business. That takes a lot of time.
-your upstairs neighbour's pet elephant just had more babies that are taking tap dancing lessons
-your downstairs neighbours are late for their appointment on the Jerry Springer show.
-you have zinc on your desk. God, zinc smells good.
-you watched survivor on the weekend, and have a sudden need to know everything about the people. I'm a looooooooooooooser.
-you start writings lists like this. More exciting then answering questions about the structure of Cloud 9 by Caryl Churchill (which all you theatre lovers should to read. Now.)