Initiative. Bleh.

While a group of my friends went on an awesome, awesome picnic, I got to spend the day in a room with no windows, making out with a plastic dummy. The first guy I've kissed in three months was my first aid doll, with only a head and chest.

This is all my own doing. Running your own business has it's faults. Charlie the plastic man is one of them. At least he had no wandering hands...