In other news...

I sleep too much, don't do enough work, eat too much junk, don't work out enough, spend too much time on MSN or the phone.

But it's okay.

I do good research. I enjoy what I'm learning. I pay all my bills on time and get along with my landlord. I keep in touch with the people who are important to me. I am responsible and care about people. I am creative and I often have lots of fun.

TAKE THAT UNDERWEAR!