Camp memory

K (an awesome camper most of the time): Do you and Edward kiss?
Me: Well, that's not really any of your business.
K: (announcing to all the campers) They do.
Me: Hey!
K: Do you sleep together?
Me: WHAT?! You don't ask people that.
M(my favourite camper): Of course they don't, they're not MARRIED.

I love kids sometimes.