Tonight

M: Phone!

Me: Got it! (on phone) Hello?

LU: Hey, it's me. I SAW EWAN MCGREGOR'S PENIS!!!!

Memory

AR and I are in the car driving to pick up DK. All of a sudden:

Me: Watch out for that pylon!

AR: What pylon?

Me: The one right in front of you. (pause) We should take it.

AR: (stops the car) Okay.

So we do.