AHHHH!!!

Do I have a lisp? Today G told me I had a lisp. Now I'm having a panic attack. I have been doing theatre for twelve years (holy shit!), I have probably performed for at least a thousand people. Have people been leaving the theatre pitying me for my lisp?

"Oh, that poor girl couldn't say her s words! I didn't want to laugh, but it was very hard!"

I have done a gazillion public speaking events. Have I been lisping all this time? AHHHHH!! I don't lisp! I have a clear voice! A "crisp and professional voice". Crisp (what a fantastic word!) voices can't lisp can they?

A lisp! Me! A lisp! This is a very very sad day.