Reassured

It's very wonderful to know that no one in this world knows exactly where they want to be, or how they want to get there.

A letter:

To the makers of Rolo Ice Cream:

First I'd like to thank you for creating such a wonderful, delectable treat. I do enjoy your product very much, and while six effing dollars seems quite a price to pay, as a treat it's occasionally worth it.

Now I'd like to accuse you of something. There must be an addictive drug crushed up into this ice cream. I have become an ice cream junkie. I just went three days without chocolate Rolo! And while you did reward me with a taste of what I desired, I have spent the last two days waiting to get more. To dig and to eat until I find another measly rolo. Please remove this drug and allow me to move on with my life. To have a small bowl of ice cream, and not consider eating the entire container in one sitting and heading to the depanneur to buy some more.

Thank you.
Me.