ARGH!

"I didn't say I'd do the dishes Tuesday morning! I said Thursday morning!"

Well, that's okay I guess, they've only been piling up in the sink, the counter and the table for TWELVE DAYS.

"Oh, I wish you had woken me up for that message. It's kind of important."

Last time I woke you up, you got mad and I had to tell your MOTHER you'd call her back.

I don't feel comfortable in my own home. I don't like his decor. I just want it to all go away. I think I'd be much better at living by myself. I wish I was.