I'm a rock, not a paperweight

Australia highlights

-Jesse picking up two old men.
-Being mistaken for an Irish girl
-OCEAN. I love you.
-Snorkelling
-Arts Factory (I love watching movies in a slaughterhouse! and being bought wine by a Londener named Tony who imitates Canadian accents by just saying awesome all the time)
-Connie Chang (Picture a drag queen singing Eminem as a show tune)
-A very cute Irish boy on a boat talking to me for an hour about mushy peas
-DINGOES
-no sharks!
-wine in a carton!
-ice cream!
-being able to find Jesse anywhere because of his Indiana Jones hat
-the Asian mall
-meeting the Mormon family
-the Welsh guy who smoked pot for four days straight, rolling joints in the back of an offroading 4X4
-the beach that's a registered highway and airport
-really good luck at meeting people we get along with (on our last night we were randomly seated at the Cabaret with an Australian from Canada who played hockey and a drama teacher...)
-sleeping in the top bunk.
-sleeping in a covered wagon.
-sleeping on a boat.
-finding out all the gossip from home nearly immediately.
-NOT working!!!
-lots of reading, and gameboy.

So many. Go to Australia everyone.