christmas shopping sucks

At the mall:

-people watching a frying pan demonstration. because, come on, everyone wants a new frying pan. Now with titatium. Not a typo, oh no.
-'here, ma'am, I'll help you purchase a skateboarding shirt for him, by picking up everything off the rack and showing it to you. Because you can't do that yourself.'
-the t-shirts with the whack (!!!!) sexual inneundoes. it's wrong and offensive.
-no, t-shirt stand. I'm not interested in tshirts with large aggressive fonts and clipart pictures. You're not funny.

The good thing:
-the little boy that stopped, sat down, and rolled down the wheelchair ramp. Awesome.